We adopted Dana and Hammy about six months ago. We hadn't renamed them yet but knew that their names couldn't stay. So we had these two in our home for about three days when we started to notice that all of our soda cans and bottles were missing. After a few minutes of searching we looked behind my futon and there they were. We knew that ferrets were thieves but not to this extent. Dana had become an addict. We looked up different names meaning thief. My boyfriend and I are Irish and we saw that in Gaelic, Dana meant thief. We knew that was her name and she is still stealing soda.
Dana the Soda Stealer
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